Front Poop

When you're wearing extremely tight pants and you're erection looks like you took a shit and it went to the front of your pants.

me:Dude, my pants are so tight..

friend: yeah, just look at your Front Poop.

by FB.com/Trenton.the.Terrible July 24, 2011

Front Seat

one of two options you can take when your friends approach the bus stop in a car: the other being backseat.

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

by rancors! April 30, 2011

front butt

Huge camel toe

her camel toe was so big, it looked like another butt... in her front...

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 14, 2002

Front Butt

When a person is so large, so huge, just basically a fat ass that is so bizarrely BIG that their genital area is increased in size, it is increased so that it looks like your vagina has been blown up like an inflatable mattress and now looks like you have two butts: your ass, and the butt located at your private parts.

butt

Front Butt

by Ranmaker34 February 21, 2009

front page

first thing you see.

I came into the office at 6am and there she is, right on the front page, taking a dump on freddie's chest.

by T. Polkinghorne March 24, 2008

frolicking eel

The act of sliding one's penis rhythmically back and fourth in the hollow created at the backside of a partner's bent knee.

So I spent last night with that marine biologist. She was totally into the frolicking eel.

by Eelmeister April 24, 2011

front bubbler

When a woman farts and the air has nowhere to pass out back so it escapes through the vagina lips.

Better lift a cheek or you'll get that uncomfortable front bubbler.

by Melly C May 22, 2014