Page feeding

The act of mindlessly staring at the Facebook homepage waiting for new content to be created.

MATT: What have you done today?

JAMES: Nothing mate i've been bored shitless, Just been Page feeding all morning.

by fkaldemhatas April 23, 2011

bottom feeding

Choosing to stay at a blue collar job long after the completion of a white collar education, for lack of motivation.

Peter is still bottom feeding at his waiter job 5 years after his finance degree. Because he is used to it.

by cforcopy March 30, 2015

are you feeding the fish cups of tea?

A idiot thing my friend once said

Starts feeding the fish food from a mug

My friend: are you feeding the fish cups of tea?

by Amy_duck January 30, 2021

Feeding The Furby

Fingering a girl.

Derived from the feeling you get when sticking your finger into an old model furby's mouth.

*I watched porn while feeding my furby*
*Josh fed Jen's furby at the movies*
*Go feed your furby*
*I'm feeding the furby*

by UMPP June 5, 2007

Feeding the Trolls

When someone online gives internet trolls the negative reaction they want. This of course is a very bad sign as all the person himself is doing is giving what the troll wants. The best advice to keep in mind would be not feeding the troll at all, simply ignore it, and walk away.

When you're feeding the trolls, you're basically falling under their trap. They want you to get offended and worked up about something. Think of it as feeding your evil wolf, the more you feel angry, offended and hateful, the more power you're feeding that evil wolf inside of you (this is of course a reference to the famous Native American tale Two Wolves).

At least show some respect for youraelf and don't give any trolls the offended reaction they so desperately want in the first place.

by CelticEagle April 12, 2019

feeding the fish

1)What Mr. Rogers did every show.

2)Cumming underwater.

Look at Fred Rogers feeding those fish. Kids, get out of the pool !

by aereilly July 30, 2003

Feeding

Eating at an uncontrollable rate. Usually done when High.

He would not stop feeding last night. He must have gained ten pounds

by Someguy121212 July 3, 2009