farmer's delight

A sexual act in which one woman inserts a full corn cob into another's "corn-hole" while the corn-cob-ee is being penetrated by a gonorrhea-infected tracter tail-pipe. The inserter gets rammed by a horse that is suspended above her with an elaborate set of ropes. The horse's initial penetration is after fifteen feet on a zip line. It is forceful. A goat eats the old corn cob afterwards, and is jerked off while it dines.

Please do not do this. If you do, videotape it.

Farmer's delight tonight, Cletusette?

by Stan Greer August 25, 2006

Freeze Frame High Five

A super-awesome high five, reserved for super-awesome moments, achieved by doing a huge, loud, possibly painful high five and keeping your hands together aterwards, with a crazy look on your face, preferably mouth open and eyes wide. Made famous by the TV show How I Met Your Mother.

"Yes! The Meatloaf song is finally over! Freeze frame high five!"

by xXxCAITLYNxXx January 13, 2009

Frame-off Restoration

A restoration project in which the entire vehicle is completely disassembled with all parts cleaned or replaced as necessary, so that the restored car meets the original factory specifications as closely as possible.

Most classic cars today have undergone frame-off restoration

by johnebp February 14, 2004

Fraternity

A group of pretentious college boys who pay a ton of money to relive their high school glory days by date-raping girls, childishly excluding others who are different, and bullying their new members in the name of "brotherhood."

Girl: Why would you want to join a fraternity? They're all assholes.
Guy: I dunno, it might be fun.
Girl: Yeah, if you like being hazed and paying for fake friends.
Guy: ...On second thought, I think I'm good.

by SeZSEU August 6, 2016

flamerge

When someone (usually a guy) comes out of the closet.

The joining of the word emerge and flamer.

To flamerge "to come out of the closet"

He flamerged (past tense) "he came out of the closet"

1. snap, "that guy is a total flamer!"
crackle, "didn't he just come out of the closet?"
pop, "no... he 'FLAMERGED'"

by 831hawk February 19, 2009

Beat Farmer

One who does nothing but masturbate.

That guy should just go back to being a beat farmer. He has no place in society.

by T_i_m_o February 5, 2009

framed

to be set up, where all the blame is pointed at a single person.

to be reaped of all your benefits, and your personal profile used against your will. to be wrongly accused ex, forging. when an individual or individuals decieve you and then intrude into your account and use that to guise themselves with actions that are against your will and type stupid things like wow im crazy, hahahahahahahahahahahahahah idiot.

by thanks for nothing March 26, 2005