Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.
Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".
by Sun 'n Rain July 02, 2022
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Wheel Of Fortune

The girl positions herself as follows: legs up at a 90 degree angle, her back to the ground, while being suspended in mid air by the member. The man spins her forcefully by the legs in a full 360 degree circle.
by Klete D. Keller January 05, 2016
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Wheel of Fortune

Either:

1) A popular symbol representing the capricious nature of Fate. Of Greco-Roman origin, it was believed that the goddess Tyche/Fortuna would spin the Wheel of Fortune at random, granting some good fortune and others misfortune. The symbol persisted into the Middle Ages, namely with the Carmina Burana, a collection of 24 poems in Latin, Middle High German, and some French vernacular. In 1935-36, German composer Carl Orff set the poems to music as part of his cantata of the same name, which includes the famous "O Fortuna."

2. A popular American game show in which contestants spin a wheel and solve a word puzzle not unlike Hangman, earning money for every correct consonant based on the value displayed on each wedge. There are many instances of dumb contestants on Wheel who get puzzles completely wrong.
Wheel of Fortune is so much worse than Jeopardy!.
by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE January 11, 2023
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Wheel of Fortune

From a Women’s perspective

Disclaimer: You must be able to levitate

Step1: There is a tarp with an X on the ground

Step 2: Recruit your trusted friends

Step 3: Get your man, make him lay on the X and take out his dick

Step 4: Place your mouth over large cock
Step 5: Activate levitation
Step 6: Have your friends grab your legs and spin you around in a circle with your mouth still connected to the cock
Step 7: Make your friends Run faster as you spin around his cock

Continue until the process is complete and the man has provide “good soup
“Girls, Tommy wants to try the Wheel of Fortune, Meet me at 6, bring the tarp
by Barbara Linn September 18, 2021
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a small fortune

"that dusty old painting on the wall could be worth a small fortune"
by Arminkshipper August 02, 2024
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Fortune Cookie

When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.

At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.
Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.
by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013
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Fortune cookie

Fold her in half and break her like a fortune cookie.
by Von Chickenfoot March 11, 2017
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