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Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.
I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.
by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024
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Forget-me-not

A small blue flower which naturally grows by rivers and streams. The scientific name is myosotis, and but it is usually known as a Forget-me-not or Scorpion Grasses. It symbolizes remembrance, true love, respect, and faithfulness.
My girlfriend got me a bouquet of Forget-me-nots for Valentines day to show her love.
by lavendersky March 23, 2022
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Deriving from the "Short Back and Sides" hair cut that most young boys have. Normally only fashioned by masculine lesbians, or dudes with a shockingly bad haircut!
Nice hair cut! what did you ask for? a Short Back and Forget About It
by Ste Thor June 26, 2015
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Forgeted

The moment when you remember something you had previously forgotten. It’s not just remembering — it’s that exact “aha!” moment of recall. Invented by Bibhudatta Dash.
I stared at her face, feeling something familiar
then suddenly I smiled and whispered,
“I forgeted… you were my first love.”
by Arka_BIBHUdash July 3, 2025
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Forget that boy

Something you can say to shitty boys or to just reference not shitty queens (aka, Little Mix)
"You stupid bitch Kelly, just Forget that boy."

"Omg, I love that song!"

"What the fuck."
by shrimpyboobies October 15, 2019
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Group Forget

When a group of people all know the answer to a question individually, but none of them can remember while together. Usually resolved when the group dissolves.
Geez, when we were at dinner, group forget set in and nobody could remember who played Goose in Top Gun, but as soon as I got in the car, Eureka! It was Anthony Edwards!
by paschasc January 18, 2009
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Sometimes I forget to play along

(Talking to the UD Jews)

Sometimes I forget to play along. I get confused and forget that I know the truth and have very little to worry about. You can get trapped in character and forget that’s it’s all meant to be just an act.

Still, I feel uncertain sometimes about the world and the future...

I often wonder if I am fluctuating from an INTJ state of mind into i.e. another personality type/ego. Like for example, ISFP or ENTP. I think INTJ is probably the default.

Also. How do you extend your life span? Do you take lots of vitamins to live longer or something? Cause I see lots of people living in their 90s and 100’s and I’m like how the hell do they do that?
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