flu poo

A really smelly and toxic smelling poo. Reaks of sickness.

Dude, that stinks in there. Smells like someone made a flu poo.

by B-Rad H January 26, 2009

bird flu

Flu for birds.
Various forms such as H5N1. It isn't as bad as the Americans make it out to be, just don't have sex with birds.
It is lethal to humans. Very difficult to make a vaccine because we made vaccines from eggs, and eggs come from birds thus preventing us from making an effective vaccine.
Methods of prevention:
1)Wear a condom while fucking birds
2)DON'T GO OFF FUCKING BIRDS IN THE FIRST PLACE!, that is how we got A.I.D.S./HIV right?
3)Don't get raped by a bird.

Symptoms of the BIRD FLU...

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of
bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical
treatment:
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1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to poop on someone's windshield

by Pvt. Parts March 06, 2006

bong flu

One of any number of contagious diseases transmitted through the use of marijuana paraphernalia.

David entered the rotation with a cold, and now we've all got bong flu.

by dee voyst January 18, 2006

flu-fla

adjective
the feeling of being a little under the weather; when things are not going very well

Tommy had a flu-fla day at school today. Everyone picked on him.

I am feeling a little flu-fla today. My foot hurt all day.

by Samras August 02, 2007

party flu

a ghastly flu-like feeling after far too much partying, self-medication, boozing etc. Self afflicted illness.

Party flu...partying, burning the candle at both ends....

by Snozloz August 23, 2007

Booty-Flu

An alternate name for HIV.

"Cedrick had to go to clinic to get tested for the Booty-Flu."

by Lt. Roastabotch July 29, 2005

Panda Flu

When someone pretends to be ill even though everyone knows their not.

“Andy has got panda flu”

by B.Gar October 13, 2018