Floomed

Saddest nigga living

A nigga Floomed

by Oh heck heck June 9, 2018

Floof

The name assigned to my adorable, short daughter, who is perfect, precious, and incredibly cute.

"I can only describe Rene's daughter as a floof."

by Papi Longcock June 14, 2018

Floofing

Intentionally provoking a fight on social media.

I was in a pissy mood so I spent the night floofing assholes on NextDoor.

by Bluemeringue July 30, 2018

floomp

a fart that happens, after your gf gets down to business. It can be a happy floomp, or a sad floomp, depending on how good the bj is.

"When I was getting the BJ, my dick floomped on her lip"

by billy eyelash September 29, 2018

Floof

The person right below your bff that you use for homework answers but is also a friend.

Sorry Morgan, Alison is my bff, but you're just below her, you're my floof!

by The Fag Slayer696969 March 26, 2020

floompy

really cool, dope, swag

from Zoey 101, Michael says it, I think

adam: "look at my new whip"
daniel: "oh, so you think you're really floompy now, huh?"
adam: "... someone's salty their wife left them"

by literally just a toast March 26, 2020

Floom

Vaginal discharge, particularly after small penis sex.

Yeah, last night I had a really bad date with the floom to prove it this morning.

by bobofunk November 26, 2021