A useless, waste of space employee, usually one who is over 30 years of age and openly discusses their role playing video game prowess.
by A non floater May 1, 2006

by Yakuman June 5, 2018

A combination of "Float your boat" and "Take the cake."
i.e., can be used in a positive or negative fashion, meaning something that works.
i.e., can be used in a positive or negative fashion, meaning something that works.
"Man, Samaire sure is lookin' fine this evening. That girl really floats my cake."
"I tried to get my sister to go out with you, but apparently that idea didn't really float the cake."
"I tried to get my sister to go out with you, but apparently that idea didn't really float the cake."
by freebs August 18, 2013

To fart, as with an air biscuit.
Person one: "What the fuck is that fucking smell?"
Person two: "Sorry dude, I totally had to float one..."
Optional: "I totally floated one..."
Person two: "Sorry dude, I totally had to float one..."
Optional: "I totally floated one..."
by Halitosis9000 November 20, 2007

when leaving a tip, put the bills in a glass of water, cover the top with a menu or other stiff surface, then flip the glas upside down, and remove the menu from underneath the glass, resulting in a horrible situation for your waitress/waitor.
its fucked up. try getting a table near a window so when you leave, you can watch and see what the waitress does about it.
by Chaz January 5, 2005

A term used by parents to tell their children not to drink a lot of fluid before going to bed, so they don't piss themselves in their sleep
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

by MeDazed420 April 24, 2016
