Roberto Firmino

A Brazilian lesbian who is a false 9/libero/trequarista/inside forward/anchor man/sweeper/inverted full back. Cleans Martial’s shoes. Martial FC is clear.

Roberto Firmino is an absolute nonce.

by EI Dongo May 27, 2020

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Old Firm

Ingenious Scottish fuckwit identification scheme, whereby knuckle-dragging denizens of whichever godawful weegie hinterland are encouraged to wear either green- or blue- and white leisure gear, with optional cigarrette burns, homemade tattoos, and/or adidas baseball caps, thereby allowing the rest of us to avoid them.

"You can always tell when the Old Firm has been in town, the bins have been ravaged for food, and every shop doorway has been shat in"
"Yes, but their shellsuits add such a nice splash of colour"

by Aye, Right January 6, 2009

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Firmly grasp it!

When one yell's "Firmly grasp it" it means grab hold of yo cock before the crazy bitch cuts it off.

Also is the first rule of masturbation.

Women: Who's Bra is diss!?
(Brings out knife)
Man: Ah Shit! Time to firmly grasp it!

Young child: My friends said to "firmly grasp it."

by SirDntDropThySoap August 5, 2011

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flim-flam

to be indecisive, to throw an unexpected monkeywrench into a plan, to change one's mind at the drop of a dime.

Man I was supposed to ride with them, but at the last minute they pulled a flim-flam and left me!

by dgtm August 5, 2006

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Flimamatronics

Filmamatronics is the action of taking a Nicolas Cage film and attempting to make it watchable.

Flimamatronics: After several million attempts to apply filmamatronics to the latest Nicolas Cage film the producers gave up and released yet another unwatchable Cage movie.

by Itriedallmynames June 14, 2008

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