flaff

footloose and fancy-free

i have no work or school today, i'm so flaff!

by sortmon September 14, 2008

floffus

a horrible pop punk band that wishes they were new found glory

Floffus really sucked ass threw a crazy straw yesterday

by ^_^ November 5, 2002

fluffalump

a hairy fatty corpusal thats grows on the nipple of black men at night, that whisper sexual things in your ear at night.
scientists say that if you wake up with a fluffalump on your nipple immeditaly purchase a bluebajew at your local mcdonalds and rub it gently on your nipple untill it goes away...hopefully

"your a bluebajew"
"yeah well your a fluffalump"

by assface magge April 10, 2010

flif

A slang word for "money".

I wanted to buy that game but didn't have any flif!

by Some_One_Really_Important March 25, 2011

flaffing

Engaging in Aimless unproductive activity. Such activity itself. Used in Derbyshire to tell off ones fellow workers when they are not being helpful.

"Stop flaffing about and gerron wit't'job"

by Enya Penk May 11, 2012

Fluff

When your a non-swearer and you need to cover up for the F word

White guy: *rapping Eminem* Will Smith don't gotta cus in his raps to sell records; well I do so fluff him and fluff you to!
Friends: Dude wtf, did you just say fluff?

by Limeage October 14, 2015

FLILF

An acroynm for "First-Lady I Would Like To Fuck."

Coined on The Daily Show (10/29/07), this term refers to how the 2008 presidential candidates have really hot wives.

In particular, the wife of Fred Thompson and the wife of Dennis Kucinich, both of whom are young and sexy.

God damn! Dennis Kucinich knows how to pick 'em, because his wife Elizabeth would be one hell of a FLILF!

And Fred Thompson is a FLILF Hunter if I've ever seen one!

by The Supporter November 19, 2007