A usual group of really ugly girls who were rejected from cheer leading who joined the band and didn't have enough talent to play an instrument. They walk up and down the field twirling their flags trying not to hit each-other in the face. Usually the turning point and most amusing time of the show is when they do actually hit someone in the face.
Tina: "Hey i just joined flagets!"
Nick: "Congratulations. So, what? Your to ugly to be a cheerleader then?"
Tina: "aw yes..."
Nick: "Congratulations. So, what? Your to ugly to be a cheerleader then?"
Tina: "aw yes..."
by Blink771 March 7, 2007
Get the Flagets mug.A Nazi Fascist Regime that disguises its purpose of promoting one-sided religious and political views under the guise of an ordinary place of business. Carol-Anne, stay away fromt he blue light... don't believe the friendly message about the weather... it is a trap!
Person 1: Flagstone, hmmm, that looks like a nice business to work for. They even have a friendly blue sign out front. Blue is a happy color.
Person 2: I heard that happiness dies when you walk through the door.
Person 3: Sometimes SOS messages flash across that sign, but are quickly discovered and removed. I think people are trapped in there.
Person 2: I heard that happiness dies when you walk through the door.
Person 3: Sometimes SOS messages flash across that sign, but are quickly discovered and removed. I think people are trapped in there.
by Flagged and Stoned February 5, 2010
Get the Flagstone mug.A Cunt Fagot carries every connotation of a fagot except homosexual. In a man a Cunt Fagot indicates a person who thinks they are superior because of their artsy taste in obscure music, movies, books etc... In a woman it attaches the same associations except the connection between an actual homosexual is even more detached. A Cunt Fagot is significantly more concerned with whether you are aware of their bizarre taste in obscure media than whether or not they actually enjoy said media.
Kanye West is a "Cunt Fagot".
That "Cunt Fagot" just tried to sell Boards of Canada to me.
That "Cunt Fagot" with the wolf on his shirt only likes Lil Wayne because its ironic.
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That "Cunt Fagot" just tried to sell Boards of Canada to me.
That "Cunt Fagot" with the wolf on his shirt only likes Lil Wayne because its ironic.
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by The Prophet El Matador November 2, 2009
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Get the Flagoogle mug.The actual place that most parents refer to when they tell their kids that their pet went to "doggy heaven" or "kitty heaven". Upon arrival, pets are ushered into a room, where they get to view the film "The Incredible Mr. Limpet" (especially exciting for the goldfish). Afterwards, they are all fed (directly from the table, of course - this IS a form of pet heaven) and given clothes (if they are NOT a dog - dogs have their clothes taken away, because they HATE those things - remember that pet owners - they are already wearing their own sweater). From their, they are all given a proper perch so that they may watch over their former owners and guide them through the rest of their lives. Just something to remember next time you choose to beat your dog just before going into surgery. Of course, you should continue to choke your chicken and spank your monkey prior to surgery, but those are givens (well, takens).
Kid: Mommy, what happened to Sprinkles?
Mom: Sprinkles went to Flagstone honey.
Kid: That makes me very sad. Plus, I have my cancer removal surgery tomorrow. I really wanted Sprinkles to be there.
Mom: I get the feeling that he'll be there the whole time.
Kid: You're so Flagstone mommy, I love you.
Mom: Drink your barium dear.
Kid: Yummm... Chemoey!
Mom: Sprinkles went to Flagstone honey.
Kid: That makes me very sad. Plus, I have my cancer removal surgery tomorrow. I really wanted Sprinkles to be there.
Mom: I get the feeling that he'll be there the whole time.
Kid: You're so Flagstone mommy, I love you.
Mom: Drink your barium dear.
Kid: Yummm... Chemoey!
by Flagged Stone February 5, 2010
Get the Flagstone mug.Noun: A person who as a porch flag for every holiday and can be frequently seen changing it in accordance to the upcoming holiday.
Example One:
Bewildered Bystander One: "Oh my gosh does he seriously have a flag for Arbor Day?"
Bewildered Bystander Two: "Yeah, he's such a flaggot"
Example Two:
Flaggot: "Like oh no I do not remember where I put my porch flag for ANZAC Day!"
Uninterested Neighbor: "Dude you're such a Flaggot."
Bewildered Bystander One: "Oh my gosh does he seriously have a flag for Arbor Day?"
Bewildered Bystander Two: "Yeah, he's such a flaggot"
Example Two:
Flaggot: "Like oh no I do not remember where I put my porch flag for ANZAC Day!"
Uninterested Neighbor: "Dude you're such a Flaggot."
by Dixon Cider III June 17, 2010
Get the Flaggot mug.A guy who is in the flag corps of a marching band and has to either a) wear the girl outfit, b) have a different outfit that doesn't really match the girl flag people, or c) a combo of a and b
by AJ October 6, 2005
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