Level Five

Psychotic, crazy, insane, disturbed, demented, mentally deranged, in other words... off their fucking rocker. May also refer to any psychiatric ward, mental institution, or "looney bin".

Named after the 5th floor of Portsmouth Naval Hospital, (Portsmouth, Virginia) which houses the psychiatric ward and outpatient counselling programs, such as OCIP (Outpatient Crisis Intervention Program, later renamed Outpatient Cognitive Intervention Program). Often run by useless, never-set-sail REMFs (HM2s!).

"Did you hear about Ski?"

"Yeah, he busted his fist open punching the wall and smeared blood all over the place, so they hauled his ass off to Level Five."

"Last I saw he was arguing with that damn stuffed monkey of his; Ski is definitely Level Five."

by Dr Bubbles PhD June 10, 2009

Sucky! Sucky! Five Dolla!

Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket. There is a part with a vietnamese hooker who says this. She also says "Me love you long time". Her words have been quoted countless times, and Full Metal Jacket is one of the most referenced movies of all time. If it was before your generation, you should go watch it.

You can say this is just about any situation if you want people to laugh.

Doctor: "Damnit, he's bled out, we've lost him"
Attendant: "Sucky! Sucky! Five Dolla!"

by wtfisapseudnym September 13, 2010

Five Jew Bankers

proper n.) Popularized by the adult swim cartoon, "Sealab 2021", they are the supposed masterminds behind the world's governments, financial systems, and media outlets; the "owners" of the world.

The real reason Kennedy was shot was because he stiffed one of the Five Jew Bankers on a bar tab.

by Jerrodimus Prime July 16, 2008

five iron frenzy

An awesome Christian Ska/Punk band. Their songs are super funny, not too much of that moaning about your freaking girlfriend crap, it's great. Their Cds include:
Our Newest Album-Ever!
The End is Here
The End Is Near
Upbeats and Beatdowns
Quantity is Job 1 and many more. If you haven't heard them, you don't know what you're missing.(besides your comb).

Five iron frenzy is the freaking best band ever!

by pineapple_babe March 7, 2005

five on one

A slang word for male masturbation. It refers to your 5 finers on your penis, hence 5 on 1.

Hey man, i'm horny, i think i'm gonna go do a lil 5-on-1.

by The Pimp February 3, 2003

high-five sex

high-five sex: is sex followed by the girl giving her partner a high-five. This type of sex only occurs with certain women and is a sign that they are a keeper

so man do you know if your girlfriend is the one?
yes we had high-five sex.

by BobHopeLives March 5, 2011

California Kickball Five Base League

A new five-base system adopted to refer to sexual activity. California kickball has five bases, and that is the metaphor used. First base is making out. Second is breasts. Third is a handjob. Fourth is a blowjob. And home is the obvious.

Dude, Alex was totally dominating the California Kickball Five Base League last night. That kid's got game.

by Cum-czar May 1, 2009