festering ass boil

A red bulbous inflammation filled with smelly pus that usually pops when it turns green.

My doctor told me I had a festering ass boil on my left butt cheek. It must be about ready to pop I can smell the smegma from here.

by Taintskin September 6, 2017

polyester fester

The smell that results from wearing polyester all day, especially common after wearing panty-hose at work for an eight hour shift.

Jenni lost the bet and had to wear rubber pants all day, boy, I bet she had a bad case of the polyester fester!

by StephD134 September 26, 2007

feline fest

the female version of a sausage fest.
when the number of females largely outnumbers the number of males

where are the guys at? oh that's right, i forgot we're having a feline fest.

by Bri K. June 28, 2010

Period Fest

A girls night out... No boys allowed

John to his girlfriend: Hey babes what you doing tonight?
Johns girlfriend: Oh the girls and I are having a girls night out, no you cant come with us!
John: Oh so its a period fest.

by GreatOne987 May 13, 2010

Music Festival Panties

Panties that have been worn continuously for three days or more.

"My music festival panties stink like three-day-old beef strips."

by dikdik-from-IRC December 30, 2011

Muffin Fest

large group of women hanging out together without men (female equivalent of a sausage fest).

We're you at Abby's party last week? Total muffin fest, not a guy in sight

by dimrod80 June 14, 2013

Biscuit fest

A group or gathering where over 60% of the members are women.

I walked into the party and there where so many girls it was a biscuit fest.

by Bunny stripper July 31, 2016