Fartagious

Contagious farts.

Fart + Contagious = Fartagious

Friend #1: Wow, this room is rank guys!
Friend #2: Sorry man, we all have gas. It's fartagious!

by I'mTheLyricalMasta! November 30, 2009

tri-fecta of relaxation

jerkin off, gettin drunk, smokin weed

there is nothing like the tri-fecta of relaxation after a long week of studying

by Big E notor E us December 2, 2003

FEMTA

Fuck Everything, Moving To Australia

"Im well pissed off with the shit Im getting from my girlfriend/ex/work/parents/life... I'm gonna FEMTA."

by G Deevy June 11, 2008

Fartanoid

When you for some reason have strange bollowmovements which makes your farts unstable i.e. you aren't sure if your next fart is gonna be a poo or not.

Standing at the urinal: I just ate some bad mexican food, I'm all fartanoid, I don't know if I will shit my pants the next time I fart

by Kmart6 June 15, 2010

feetarded

The act of so drunk that u have no idea what is going on, you are running around acting like a damn fool. but for some reason it works and everybody around loves it and thinks this person is the man.

Damn, that dude is straight feetarded! Hes awesome!

by therealfeetard June 13, 2011

Farta Sutma

It is a nickname describing his name as fucking mind blasting

Paul your new nickname is Farta Sutma !

by sarass08 August 21, 2013

Feartastic

A fear so great, it makes one fart, orgasm, and barf at the same time. Quite the unfortunate predicament.

1). "The vampire scared her so bad that she had a feartastic experience."
2). "His feartastic experience was the most horrible thing he had ever suffered while jacking off."
3. "I hope you all suffer a feartastic experience! I promise you it will be shitty and quite mortifying!"

by Joshite July 11, 2018