Ferretologist

One who specializes in the art of raising ferrets, and is usually quite knowledgable in all things ferret oriented. One well adversed in their care and wellbeing. A wannabe doctor for ferrets, that can't afford veterinary college.

I have to take Pookie to my Ferretologist, because Pookie is biting the other ferrets, and I can't get her to eat her expensive ferret treats.

by BrattyBrat October 5, 2011

Ferresmash

Ferresmash can smash his pingpongballs as hard as he smashes his girls. No girl can stand after a night with the Ferresmash, He only appears when you blow in a horn. And definitely his horn! (- ;

Girl1: Why do my butt/legs hurt?
Girl2: have you been with Ferresmash?
Girl1: I dont remember...

by Dr switzerland March 30, 2020

Ferralyn

If u ever met Ferralyn she is the best person in the world u can find.She is always the person u can count on and trust.Ferralyn is a true friend and she will never let u have a full and miserable day.So if u ever meet a Ferralyn,appreciate this girl.

Clara:She is such a Ferralyn!

by Jafe. March 10, 2021

Farrell February

It is the month that we all pop off

Jared: I am playing gta
Henry: no body asked *starts singing “where are the askers”*

Jared: what was that for?

Henry: it is Farrell February that is why and THERE WAS NO ASKERS

by Quackity_is_mine✨💖 January 31, 2021

Puddle Ferret

A drink you ask your friends to order in order to drive them crazy for days on end. Hilarity enabler.

"I would like a puddle ferret please!"
"What are you on?"

by Paul Landa February 19, 2009

Banana Farrel

A large, very unhealthy looking creature, with long skiny arms and has sexual intercourse by jamming its fingers (or tentacles into the side of its mates abdominal region. Also has a very large eating mechanism, (looks like lips but biologists are not sure yet). Also this things favorite meal is a hermit crab, or a tasty chicken nugget.

Did you see that Banana Farrel at the mall yesterday?

by John Carichner February 17, 2010

crusty ferret

Much the same as the crusty weasel, except a ferret is used instead. Most often, the substitution is for the sake of money and availability, as your local pet store will sell prime ferrets to you with no questions asked.

Girl 1: What's wrong with you?
Girl 2: That crusty ferret from last night just stopped kicking.

by that one guy that isn't you September 28, 2010