Fence Jockey

What you call someone who has an inability or difficulty in making decisions. Someone who is always "Riding the Fence." (They can't commit to one side or the other.)

or

A man who will eventually become sterile from actually sitting on fences, due to little or no blood flow to the testicles.

Bro 1: "Hey man, wanna come to my birthday party?"

Bro 2: "Maybe...it depends on if I gain the momentum to slide my lazy ass out of bed that day. I might just sleep instead. But a party does sound kinda fun. I dunno...(sigh)"

Bro 1: "Just tell me if you're coming or not, you freakin' fence jockey!"

by J.D.elicious February 25, 2009

Fedge

Somebody who doesn't know what a fedge is.

"Shut up, you fedge."
"What's that?"
"I can't tell you. If I did, you wouldn't be a fedge anymore."

by The anti-fedge November 11, 2014

Transgender Fender Bender

When you get into a car accident and the person who hit you, or vice versa, is an old acquaintance who has transitioned since you last saw them.

“I accidentally tapped a cars rear bumper the other day, and guess who it was?”

“Lacy!”
“Yep, It was great to see her. To bad it was a transgender fender bender”

by gasp December 21, 2021

Puerto-Rican Fence Climbers (PRFC's)

Yes it is a pointed type of shoe easily employed for the purpose of jumping chain link fencing worn by Hispanic juveniles in 1950's and 60's New York City . I first read this in late 70's Memoir "Run,Nicky,Run" of Nicky Cruz , reformed Gang Leader of the MauMaus whom became a Christian Miinister .

These puerto-rican fence climbers (PRFC's) are hurting my feet .

by JflashRodriguez December 13, 2018

white picket fence

n., v., to have a relationship that is considered standard, old fashion and/or idealic.

n., Juan and Yanette have been together since high school; they were born to have a white picket fence.

v., Juan: I love you. Let's white picket fence together.
Yanette: Yes, I do.

by Kristina June 18, 2006

Painting the Fence

The act of a guy rubbing his scholong up and down the outer vagina making the female "wet". Hence, like using paintbrush motions. UP&DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I painted that bitches fence until she screamed for me to put it in her snatch!

by M&R November 27, 2004

Fedge

A fence that has become completely overwhelmed by foliage such that is now looks like a hedge.

'Maybe the theif is hiding in that hedge?'
'Can't be, thats a fedge'

by Pipeskinn June 12, 2009