hampstering fb

When you scroll down facebook like a hampster on a wheel. Just going down and down and down glazed over in boredom.

I need to stop hampstering fb and go watch McGuyver.

by spinal365 January 20, 2011

FB takeover

When Facebook takes over all life and is everyones emotion. Past the point where people literally starting writing on peoples walls and say "lol" out loud when they find something humerous.

Dave- "Hey, I put ILY on your wall yesterday. Didn't you see it?"

Michelle- "What the fuck asshole? It took me an hour to scrub that off. But I did lol about it for a little"

Mitch- "FB takeover"

by doodoopants92 February 20, 2011

FBS

Facebook Spy
An individual that stalks people on facebook. Or noses about on peoples facebook pages, to gossip about it.

I was on some FBS tip, and found out she's pregnant!

by Ja'e June 25, 2010

FBS

Abbreviation for "fucking be serious". Used to denote either that it is now time to become serious or that something is meant to be taken literally.

1: Okay, FBS, we really have to get this shit done. No more messing around.

2: Like, FBS, we're in love.

by shiksadulcinea August 16, 2008

fb cacography

When someone has left their facebook account signed in and someone else posts a status on or changes a setting of the account.

That's not my status it's FB Cacography.

by The Real Programmer December 13, 2014

FBS

Known as Fucking Bitch Syndrome. A women who hates on another women. In order to feel better about herself or to get the attention of men.

"She was talking shit about you getting that job? Sounds like a case of FBS".

by SheGone December 19, 2014

FB

1. Followback

On instagram, somebody could comment one of your pictures "yo can I get a fb?"

by :(hi): April 20, 2015