franking

When you start to have a crush on someone but they’re also your only option/ the only person giving you attention.

(Comes from the story of Anne Frank who had a crush on the only other boy that she knew)

Girl 1: I have the biggest crush on Aaron right now
Girl 2: I think you’re just franking for him cause he’s not that cute

by halloween socks August 8, 2021

beaver fanning

When someone beaver blocks. Also known as beaver fanning.

Justin is beaver fanning tonight.

by Beaverfannerswife June 5, 2018

Dick fanning

The act of peasant women fanning the genital area of a man, who believes that he is a king, with large palm leaves.

Past tense: dick fanned

Zach really loves a good dick fanning.

by Pimpdaddy08 July 18, 2020

faking gym

When one wears gym clothes to class in hopes of looking like they have either just come from the gym or are going soon, but they have no intention of working out that day.

Person A: Hey, you just come from the gym?
Person B: No I'm just faking gym today.

by kayferthh May 21, 2011

fancing

the combination of farting and dancing

Helga was fancing all over the dance floor.

Or

Helga why are you fancing? -To get rid of the smell.

by Helgaaaaaaaa June 21, 2011

Fancing

fight dancing

"i was in the middle of extreme fancing when my dog knocked me over"

by playmaker03031 November 1, 2011

faking smart

A person who puts on glasses or uses pretentious words to try and fool people into thinking that they are smart.

I had a date with this female college professor and I was afraid of looking stupid, so I put on some glasses, a cordory jacket with those elbow patches and memorized some four syllable words out of the dictionary. I know, I was faking smart, but I think I can pull it off. smart, fake it til you make it, intelligent, college, university, nerd, geek, professor

by joecoolthefool October 8, 2015