Fassi

A spelling of fassy that seems to be used more and mroe in the UK.

What the fuck you looking at Fassi-ole?! you'll get blapsed in your eye.

by Matt July 8, 2004

Mike of the Faist

A true cinnamon roll. American-actor-person. Faist is well known for originating the roles of Morris Delancey in the Broadway musical Newsies, and Connor Murphy in the Broadway musical Dear Evan Hansen. He got nominated for, but did not win, a Tony for his role of Connor, and has won Broadway.com audience choice award(s). He is amazing, and his hair is beautiful.

Mike of the Faist is a true cinnamon roll.

Oh my gosh! I met THE Mike of the Faist! (I wish)

by Michael_Dew_Red January 4, 2021

fassal

A folksy spin on the world fast invented by President Bush.

Our army is very fassal.

by Al M. October 23, 2004

Faiqs

An Irish hunk who gets mad pussy because of his Destiny skills and use of a primary.

I wish I could make sweet, passionate love to Faiqs.

by Elusid July 28, 2017

Faisal

This man is an absolute G, that sexy motherfucker. Anything he wants in life, he gonna get it. Especially a baby. He's gonna skip the girlfriend and go straight to fatherhood. Oh, and have 10 million dollars by the time he's 26. This dude thinks he's invincible, and to be honest, he probably is. Until a girl finally breaks his heart, but any girl who does that is making the greatest mistake of their life. Kinda like I did. He's an engineer, doctor, businessman, economist, stripper, DJ, poet, and master driver. Depending on the minute. But if you're ever in the car and he's driving... good luck. All that said, if you ever meet a Faisal, bag him real quick before he disappears forever.

Woman: "Faisal, I love you"
Faisal: ...
Woman: "Faisal, do you wanna... go on a date?"
Faisal: "Will I get a baby out of it?"

by faisalloverXXO September 24, 2021

It never fails

Phrase spoken with extreme sarcasm when every thing is failing.

I was going to my advisory appointment today and my car broke down. i found out it would cost more than my p.o.s. ride is worth to fix it, it never fails.

We saw this guy at a party but didn't look like a centerfolds, so we never spoke a word, he bought the blond a drink. Their usually easy, it never fails.

When you walk into a bathroom and you see your # on the wall reading, "For a good time call...." you immediatly change your number, it never fails. Some one is always gonna give you hell when you break up.

We put each other in the SILENT BOX, it never fails.

by FeKM!L!fe..ItneverFailsKGK January 19, 2010

Faissal

The hottest guy in his school yet he somehow never dated any girl

We gotta help Faissal so he can get a gf

by Mike_Coxlong December 3, 2020