Cock fairy

The combination of the disses "cock sucker" and "you fairy" usually leads to no comeback once you say it to someone.

Guy1:"Hey fuck you asshole"
Guy2:"shut the fuck up you cock fairy"
Guy1:"..."

by tynle02 April 24, 2008

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the sticky fairy

The Sticky fairy is when you wake up and sticky notes saying bad things about you and your mom are written and stuck all of you. You find out the next morning it was your dad.

Oh man I bob was telling me he woke up last night and the sticky fairy visited him

by The Sticky Fairy March 30, 2015

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the tooth fairy

When you get an erection so hard you knock out the teeth of your sex partner and give her money out of remorse.

My girlfriend had to go to the dentist after I gave her the tooth fairy

by boliver shagnasty October 10, 2013

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invisible playmate for kittens and adult cats. Not yet scientifically proven, this adoption of an invisible being provides the best plausible explanation after centuries of careful observations of unassisted feline playful behaivor.

While we were both resting on the couch, Tiger suddenly dashed off my lap in pursuit of something, pounced, rolled, jumped, then intently stared near my feet. I couldn't see what he was playing with so it had to be another invisible fur fairy.

by philene September 22, 2007

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Fountain fairy

Its when someone is sucking your dick and then after you ejaculate into her mouth, she stands up and spits it all over your face, usually without you knowing beforehand.

Tanner: So did you finally get it on with Courtney?
Nate: Kinda, the bitch only gave me a blowjob and then to top it all off, after she gave me a fountain fairy.

by Gods2ndBestGift March 9, 2010

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