Ethan

Someone who is really into hentai, they're bat sh*t insane and will always talk about how hard they are. Girls fear him, boys also probably fear him. He is Ethan.

P1: Oh god Ethan just walked past me!
P2: Ew, you should have a shower.

by MFG12346 January 25, 2020

Ethan

He will always be there for you. If you ask him something he will try his best for you. He likes video games, football and cricket. If he is your friend then you are the luckiest person alive. Can seem quite odd to outsiders but if you know him you will understand.

Ethan is my G

by Extre gallery April 27, 2019

The ethan

A guy that is illegal in 69 countries in the world! If you see him you need to run as fast as possible. He commits over 150 crimes a day. RUN WHILE YOU CAN

The ethan was hunting me.

by Other Ethan November 4, 2021

Ethan

An all-around perfect gentleman who never ceases to surprise and amaze you. The kind of guy who you swoon over and who makes your heart melt into a puddle when he looks your way. A boy that really knows how to treat his girl with dignity and respect and who always makes her feel important and loved.

Ethan is the best kind of boyfriend any girl could ask for.

by jamilynhall March 12, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a total bandwagon. He goes after girls but they all say no. However, this has no affect on him and e continues his pursuit nevertheless. He is a pile of wet stones. His words give you the assumption that his autocorrect is set to random. The only possible way his future would be any brighter would be to summon a black hole under his ass. He is a person of such weapon grade stupidity that it makes the military of the United States look like a joke.

Ethan...NO...

by CuriousSamurai March 27, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is one of the nicest and funniest people you will ever meet. He isn’t a big social media person but he will listen when you’ve got something to get off your chest, if you’re with an Ethan, never ever let him go.

Omg did you meet the new guy. He’s Ethan, he’s so funny and sweet.

by Rochel October 30, 2020

Ethan

A kid that when he has his bangs down and not swept to the side looks like a bar code, somewhat Filipino and has worn a Vietnamese rice farmer hat screaming "ching chong" cause he's uncultured

"Hey, you know that kid Ethan?"
"Yeah last time I remember wasn't he dating Ashley"
"Oh dude, I gotta go tell Monolith about this"

by Monolith Morningstar June 18, 2019