Hitchcock Ending

When a situation has an unresolved ending, if the ending is in fact resolved it is for the viewer to resolve it in their mind for it is not told to them.

Maaaaaaaaate, I couldn't deal with 'Psycho', such a Hitchcock Ending! What the fudge happened to Marion for her car to be recovered from the swamp!

by Muse_Luver August 22, 2011

never:ending:story

An act between two gay persons wherein they stand with their backs to each other and interconnect their two bodies by inserting the penis-shaped heads located at both ends of a double headed dildo into one another's anus.
The story has begun!
To make it never ending, they must both work together to stay balanced, stay penetrated, and do a backwards reach-around to jerk off the other, thus creating a

<Never:Ending:Story>

It was as majestic as a Unicorn, you should've seen it! Tobias and Sebastian were able to perform a never:ending:story flawlessly!

by Life's Little Wonders April 25, 2014

morbid ending

A means of ending a sexual encounter by asphyxiation

on a recent visit to a prostitute she offered a morbid ending but I declined and took a happy ending instead.

by kennyrogers June 9, 2015

bj ending

When yo girl gives you a Bj you cum so hard that she takes a big gulp

Oh i totally got a Bj ending last night

by Bj ending August 23, 2016

Jolly Ending

The act of jerking off a man while dressed as Santa and singing Christmas carols.

"I heard the massage parlors giving out jolly endings as a Christmas promotion"

by cheater234 November 23, 2016

Book Ending

The act of ordering your own pint to obtain it swiftly. Then ordering a whole round and drinking your pint and including another pint for yourself in the round. In order to ‘book end’ the round.

I need to catch up bro, i’m going to book end this round!

Ahh good idea, love a bit of book ending

by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018

Happy ending

The girl wanted the guy that kept bringing her flowers dead, but she didn't want to catch a murder charge herself, so she tried to give another guy a blowjob, hoping that he would be a doll and do something sweet for her (like pull out a gun and shoot this cocksucking flower bearing fairy with no balls), but her sinister plan backfired when it turned out the second guy actually liked the guy bringing her the flowers. This made her puke all over the carpet and call her friends for a girl's night out, where she met a real man, a bad guy that had access to automatic weapons and wouldn't hesitate to pull up in front of where both these other faggots were at and turn both of the first two guys into Swiss cheese. A happy ending can be different for different people.

It was a happy ending for the girl, she got with the bad guy, the bad guy got with her, and the first two lambs got deader than a doornail, so her sinister plan went from backfiring to back in business.

by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021