Woman with huge breast implants that stick out like a bookshelf who has no books (brains) to go with it.
Did you see that story of the woman that was fired from her job for being "too sexy"? Well, once you start digging into her background and see some other videos of her, it turns out she's just an empty bookshelf.
by Bob and Lesa July 26, 2010
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A bunk ass town in Kansas. It lies between Topeka and Wichita. It's a small town, so there's not much to do but drink, get high, have sex, and kill people.
by JAA1991 January 2, 2010
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by Jafeica November 3, 2015
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