emokerchief

The wonderful thing that they call the emokerchief is a square bit of material that is folded up into triangles and tied around the neck. It is practically a neckerchief of the emo variety. If someone is found wearing one, they are most likely emo or wanabee scene kids with no lives or future ahead of them so put them out of their misery now and shoot or stab them up with your big gangsta knives as this is, of course, "Da Urban Dictionary Innit."

"Look at that emokerchief... Let's stab 'em up yo!"

by ThePhoneMonstaa August 7, 2007

Emoney

Emoney is the guy you always want to have around. If your trying to smoke he’s got the gas. He’s also the white snoop dogg so you know he smokes a lot.

“Yo Emoney fly over here I know you got grubba” “Emoney don’t be hiding grubba under your balls”

by The white snoop November 19, 2022

emopey

The disgusting, live-in-a-rat-hole look that all emo kids have. Characterized by bed-head, clothes that have obviously been worne for more than a week, and large deposits of dirt and/or makeup on the face.

Derivatives:

emopeiness, emoped, and emoping

See how the flys cluster around Shawns face? It's cause he's emopey.

Hell no! I'm not gonna go out with you! Yours so smelly and emopey!

by Solorize April 3, 2006

Emogasm

A situation where it is so emo, it becomes physically possible to bleed tears, cry blood, and sploog razer-blades

I saw Spiderman 3 and had to make up the word emogasm to describe it.

by Drakkneo August 10, 2008

emogeddon

when something is so emo that it kills you with emo-ness. It is obviously something that is meant to as emo as possible.

Wow! Her hair is emogeddon.

by demonpeepers April 12, 2011

emognostic

your slightly feeling emo for a short period time, when your normally a happy person.

dude ur so emognostic today whats up

by nate for harris and dan December 20, 2008

emoganger

1. n. A variant of the human doppelganger that exhibits emo qualities or tendencies.

"Dude, I saw your emoganger yesterday!"
"No way! What'd he look like???"
"Well he was you, only his hair was ink black with bleached roots, he had six facial piercings, and he was kissing a guy..."
"...Weak sauce!"

by MSOEnunciate May 5, 2009