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Schrodinger's Ejaculation

A situation of when your neither know if someone has ejaculated or has not ejaculated
Don't pull a Schrodinger's Ejaculation on me!
by UltraKami November 9, 2022
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Ejacucation

ejacu-cation
- the act of defecating with such intensity that the defecatee (also known as he who poops) falls subject to an anal orgasm and an ejaculation even more furious than the poop from which it ensued

*This act may include, but is not limited to: excessive bleeding, shattered plaster, and/or the permanent loss of ones ability to pucker their anus.
After consuming a combination of black-eyed peas, coconut milk, and bananas, Timmy experienced an ejacucation of such magnitude that he was turned gay, then proceeded to walk the streets of the nearest ghetto while holding a sign simply stating "Hungry Hungry Hippo."
by WatchesYouPoop April 6, 2013
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ejagulative

Wow man,you are so ejagulative
by Ethanhorror May 13, 2018
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Evaculation

Evaculation! The art of ejaculating faster than a fire extinguisher.

Example: cumming too fast
Evaculation was incredibly fast, the disappointment in her eyes was real !

She was so incredible; I evacuated all over her ....
by Floss August 31, 2019
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Specialist Evaguation

When you go to a Specialist to be diagnosed with disabilities, or a terminal illness to be rewarded with advantages that come with the previously stated; Such as, weed, scholarship monies, pain killers, sympathy from hot women, winning the special Olympics, etc. etc. etc.

In order to receive these benefits, you must be evaguated with the doctors vag, if you preform well enough you will be rewarded with your disability/illness.
Guy goes to a Psychiatrist to get evaguated to prove he's dyslexic. The guy proceeds to be evaguated by the female doctor, whom in turn gives him a proof he's dyslexic and is awarded scholarship money, and help through out his college days.

Guy goes to a Brain-O-Cologist to see if he has brain cancer, he gets evaguated and then get's medical weed from doctor!

Specialist Evaguation
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gay ejaculating nigger balls

gay niggas with massive balls that like to ejaculate on bwm a.k.a big white men
by xURMANx May 8, 2023
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ejaculation

I spooged like a freight train last night, all over my bitch's face. She is such a spooge monster.
by Spoogie McSpooge August 21, 2003
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