eclipse

n. Any boring, over-hyped event especially those that allow scientists in an obscure specialty to appear on TV once every 40 years to endlessly explain what's going on.

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Hey, you going to watch the House vote to impeach the President?

Nah. It's just another eclipse.

by gnostic3 August 21, 2017

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ECLIPSE
yes.

by Stan LOONA or u Heterosexual January 22, 2021

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Clit eclipse

Anything which causes your. Clit to shrivel up usually caused by some sort of interruption of a self pleasuring session

I was in. The women's locker room showers washing up since I'm the equipment girl for the women's volleyball team I thought I'd have the place to myself so I started lathering up

I was about to stick a shampoo bottle I
Up my pussy when coach kuntkraaken walked in on me! Talk about a
Clit eclipse!

by 4realazitgits April 12, 2021

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eclipsed myself

when you have over worked your thoughts and questions of your own reality to the point of actually crossing paths with a former or future persona of yourself , causing a temporary breakdown of both a mental and physical state rendering just one conclusion.... you're an idiot!

that one dude was so shot out, that he actually eclipsed himself into a state of eternal life and comfort.... with himself, by himself!! but not alone somehow??

Eclipsed myself - to blot yourself out of reality.

by E.Schleman January 3, 2023

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Ring of fire eclipse

A ninjutsu where fire shot from the jutsu caster goes around the moon forming a ring. The ring of fire shoots at the target and everyone else within a 100 mile radius.

Fire style, ring of fire eclipse jutsu!

by Zach7512 June 2, 2021

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