Mark Eberlined

1. An utmost display of apathy shown by an employee who has only two weeks left at a job before beginning a new position.

2. Being so totally checked out.

Wow, Jonny hasn't done any work since he got offered that new job. He has really Mark Eberlined.

by ward1se July 18, 2011

said no one ever

A phrase often used online to mock something that is generally disliked or of an unpopular opinion.

-I work at a toll booth and don't want to kill myself, said no one ever.

-Hold my fanny pack, I'm about to go fuck a woman, said no one ever.

-My life's about three things. Gettin' paid, gettin' laid, and the Dewey decimal system! Said no one ever.

by The Boho April 25, 2014

evercrack

a slang term for the online game everquest. evercrack is the term used to describe be the addiction that grips players. they play like they cant quit.
They skip meals and stay inside alot while playing.

Ryan Rader!(mom yells)Get up here and eat! You played all week without sleeping!
I'm not hungry mom.(Ryan replies)
It's like its crack or something!Evercrack is what i'll call it!

by R Sizzle April 25, 2003

Best thing ever

Boobs.

Her boobs are the best thing ever.

by dkfbqdfasdn September 16, 2011

The Worst Trick Ever

Her telling you she's pregnant and letting you believe it while telling all her friends that she's kidding. You don't find out until after everyone else has had a cheap laugh.

The Worst Trick ever has been played on me twice now.

by Dark Blade June 11, 2006

happily ever after

To find your one and only and live happily with them for the rest of your life. To be constantly happy with no end.love

Cinderella-i love you
Prince Charming- I love you too
*wedding bells*
they lived Happily ever after

by Ms. Roses the rainbow dancing banana June 14, 2006

The greatest thing ever

Having your dick sucked.

Oh, last night, the greatest thing ever happpened to me, thanks to your mom.

by Patrick April 9, 2005