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email-rambling

Def. 1: Like regular verbal rambling, except it's in the form of an email.

Def. 2: Where a person carries on at length about a desired topic in the form of an email. Often not actually making a point about anything at all. And often sent to a close friend, co-worker, or confidant.
Ingrid: Geez, I was so bored at work yesterday.
Edward: Obviously. You were email-rambling about that guy who never called you from last weekend.
Ingrid: Oh, right. Thanks for the reminder.
Edward: Sorry. Email-ramble all you want. We all do it.
by Ingrid Carmichael October 23, 2005
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etailer

an Online retailer. A play on words that helps define the retailer as primarily an internet based store
I jumped on my favorite etailer the other day to place a bid on my superman underwear
by Brandon Wittwer November 10, 2006
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emailically

I'll contact you emailically tomorrow.

Send me the resumé emailically.
by Lady Chevalier October 4, 2005
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Instant message emails

emails that people send emails back and forth when they can't get on AIM or yahoo IM,so they are forced to wait through the person typing or sending.this takes very long.
dude colin and i sent IME's(instant message emails) all say yesterday because my mom's computer wouldn't download yahoo IM.
by Giger October 8, 2006
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Dear John Email

A generic email from HR telling you that you have not received the job you applied for. It contains many of the same elements as a dear John letter. We like you very much, we appreciate that you like us as well, but their are other people that we more interested in seeing.
Joel: Have you heard about that job yet at the hospital?

Kobar: I woke up and found a dear john email in my in-box. Looks like I'll be bagging groceries for the rest of my life.

Joel: Bummer
by Vincent84 February 15, 2010
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email roulette

This is when you sit with your email account open, continually refreshing the page to see if you have received any new mail.

The instant that you hit the 'refresh' button and spontaneously receive a new email is the defining moment in email roulette, accompanied by a surge of adrenaline and sense of wonder/curiousity with regard to the new message.
Hey dude, wanna go hit up some sluts?

Nah fuck it. I'd rather stay at home and play email roulette.

But you have no friends?....

Ah, touche.
by Randyy McNally April 18, 2013
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Emailing The Hop

A phrase used to tell your co-workers when you're heading to the crapper. Non-offensive and suited well for an office environment.

Also a more up to date way to send a fax to Cleveland.
Boss: Where's Hopkins? He's late for the meeting.

Pat: He'll be a little late. He's busy emailing The Hop.
by Crop Duster January 15, 2009
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