Easton

An absolute jacked male with rock hard abs. A jackass with a crazy jawline that is the sharpest thing on earth. Easton is the reason the short faced bear is extinct. Easton is tithe reason dinosaurs are extinct Easton knows all the government secrets. Easton is the overall best person to exist today. Easton is a legend. Easton is a trans dimensional being of unfathomable power he just doesn’t know it.

Easton is so cool

by Noteaston February 10, 2025

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Easton the Welder

Fat and ugly super loser

You're an Easton the Welder

by Weldr February 25, 2025

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Jacob Eaton

the queerest of queers. One guy that you don't wanna meet. He brings your IQ down 20 points just from being around him. You meet him once and you are forever retarded. He's like medusa, look him in the eyes and you are done for.

"I'm having such a great day, I hope nothing terrible happens to me..."

"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"

*dies*

by jacksonbarr May 11, 2016

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scone eatting

noun

its when you are eatting a scone

"i'm doing the scone eatting carly, do you want to join us?"

by asldkjflkadjlfkadsjfl dajliwe9 November 17, 2017

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Brianna Eaton

Brianna is a girl that is very passionate with everything she does. Many guys love her and she is very attractive. She is very shy around people she doesn't know well but shes crazy with her best of friends. Shes very weird or goofy and can be annoying but that's part of the package shes lovable but weird in the same package.

Eli: Dont you just love Brianna Eaton

Dannie: Ya shes pretty cool
Staisy: ya shes the best friend ever

by Callie Fla May 23, 2018

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