ditch whore

A skanky girl who will fuck anywhere - usually in ditches outside bars, and comes back into the bar muddy and disheveled.

Cindy is such a ditch whore. That's the 3rd guy tonight she's fucked outside. Give her another drink!

by Jilina September 19, 2005

dutch hand grenade

In a similar mould to the dutch oven, but the air biscuit is caught in the hand, which is then used to transport the pungent aroma as close as possible to the victim's nostrils before it is opened.

Also known as cupping.

by TLO Smudge May 11, 2004

tits up in a ditch

Deceased; dead. Typically used to connote a potentially bad outcome. (Army slang)

"If you go AWOL, wwe're going to find you tits up in a ditch after Top hunts you down."

by Twathenge April 27, 2006

dutch boomerang

when you are walking down the street and you drop a stinker, and the smell somehow ends up infront of you.

Tom: can you smell that? I think it is that group infront of us ..
Lars: or it was Petter throwing a dutch boomerang again ..
Petter: good one Lars, on the money as usual.

by stan lees May 3, 2009

Dutch vent

The sudden purging of toxic pungent foul gas released from a "silent but deadly" fart from your partner, when all you were trying to do was adjust the covers. Otherwise the covers, if left undisturbed would have probably gradually dissipated the gas without you ever knowing.

All I tried to do was turn over, when all of a sudden I was annihilated by a massive dutch venting.

by CannonRD January 7, 2013

Ditching

When you make plans with someone to do something but then after you made the plans you cancel them and do something else with a different person. Some people think ditching is when you invite someone somewhere and they can't come but it's not.

That's so rude Lindsey is ditching us for Emily! She is so obsessed with her!

by Dizzy876 August 22, 2017

Dump 'n Ditch

The act of taking a crap and then leaving the bathroom, failing to flush the toilet.

girl: I hate public restrooms, because some people enjoy leaving little presents for the next person who has to use that stall.

guy:You've obviously never been in a situation then, where you have to just "Dump 'n Ditch."

by bibblesworth August 29, 2009