Dalai Lame

The 'Holiness of Lame' - A person who is the epitome of lameness.

Harold: Dude i have this really cool pick-up line planned for tonight
Jake: Good for you dude. What is it?
Harold: Yea so this is what i'll say to her - 'would you like to try my kiss? if you dont like it, you could just return it'
Jake: You are sooo 'Dalai Lame'

Jim:Can we go on a elephant ride?

Alan: Dude, you are so 'Dalai Lame'

by bijli December 31, 2011

Dalad

A motto; An abbreviation for "Don't Act Like a Dumbass"

Forget YOLO- DALAD that's the motto ;)

by Ghostface Gilla May 2, 2012

dalante

a dumb ass that most likely gets no bitches and horrible grades most likely that kid that has no friends

you are so dumb you remind me of a dalante

by judthedud May 17, 2016

Dalaos

A two-handed claymore, with a sapphire ehnthrusted in its hilt.
Weiled by Trune X ~ The Black Eagle (Rider Of The Clouds).

by Trune X April 25, 2006

Dalavansie

sexy as a taqquito.

mmmhmmm! look at that Dalavansie!

by lovergirl333333 May 23, 2010

Daladoofa

one who doesn't have enough common sense to realize that a word doesn't exist. He/she, also, fails to realize that urban dictionary and random rappers aren't enough proof that the word exists.

Just because Lil' Wayne said it in a song doesn't mean that the word actually exists. Dave stop being such a daladoofa.

by TheyGiveFlowers September 30, 2013

Dalailemma

A Dalailemma is a situation that can not even be solved even by the smartest, wisest of monks.

Phil: "Oi Dave bruv I dunno what to do about this chick situation"
Dave: "What do you mean mate, obviously go with charmaine shes fitter"
Phil: "But she ain't all there, she cant count to 5 and all she talks about is going tiger tiger on student night, where as Candice has 5 GCSE's and a career and loves me for who I am..."
Dave: "Well your in a right dalailemma Phil"

by The Murkalator March 14, 2016