by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 27, 2025

Every visitor to my home is permitted to wear one of my smocks. Please select one to your liking from my smock drawer.
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by anonymous April 12, 2021

When a man, while a woman is asleep, slips his penis in her cleavage under her bra strap and wakes her by tickling her nose with his testicles.
He woke her up on the couch by slipping his "toys in the top drawer " and resting his testicles on her upper lip.
by Poison puppy July 3, 2017

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