Wisconsin dozen

Fourteen of a particular thing.

I got a Wisconsin dozen of donuts, so all seven of us could have two apiece.

by LaFollette March 30, 2011

hoarder's dozen

a group or collection of many; a range from a dozen plus one to a dozen plus infinity: from the practice among hoarders and other pack rats of accumulating more items than is necessary, warranted, or even healthy. The paradox of simultaneously having too many and also not enough of a particular item or experience. Often used as hyperbole.

1. I got a great deal on the hoarder's dozen of shoes I bought on sale.
2. There are a hoarder's dozen Starbucks near my house.
3. She has a hoarder's dozen Facebook friends.

by CodeNameReservoir November 11, 2012

Groomer's Dozen

A Dozen is 12, A groomers Dozen is any number lower than that.

"Aight Charlie, how many bevs you bringing!?"

"A Groomer's Dozen"

by mynoduesp69420 November 17, 2021

baker's dozen

Being penetrated by 13 men, one after the other
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
just like that

Tim: This girl walked into our bakery the other day, asked for a baker's dozen... we sure gave her one. She could barely walk afterwards.

Derek: Man that shit is ugly

by Alex G Thomas April 25, 2008

Golfer's Dozen

A Baker's Dozen is 13. A Golfer's Dozen is 14. The number of extra marital affairs Tiger Woods has racked up.

Tiger Woods has a Golfer's Dozen notches on his putter.

by FilmLabRat February 19, 2010

baker's dozen

The exhausting phenomenon of having thirteen loose bowel evacuations in one 24 hour period. Especially while on holiday in Mexico or in Majorca on your 30th birthday with seven of your mates.

'I really thought Paul was going to make a baker's dozen but he bust and had his 14th at five to midnight. That's 20 euros wasted then.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

Drinkers Dozen

when one proceeds to get blackout drunk for 12 consecutive days in a row

in order to complete the Drinkers Dozen you need go to the bar 12 nights in a row and get smashed as fuck, side effects include: pissing the bed, projectile vomiting, tarnished bank account, and potentially some STDs.

by coatimundi September 7, 2010