Douche

A. noun: Someone who does or says something particularly heinous, sometimes not even realizing what he's doing. Usually something even your average jerk wouldn't do. Many times used with suffixes such as head, face, or (in cases of extreme douchiness)nugget.

B.

Uninformed douche: Haha! That dude can't talk right. He sounds like a retard!

Informed guy: OMG! He has a speech impediment and slight mental retardation, but still volunteers 25 hours a week reading books to underprivileged orphans!

Uninformed douche: Aw man! I'm a complete douche, aren't I?

Informed Guy: Dude, ur a total
douche-nugget

by Chris__B12 October 18, 2008

Douche

a person who shall not be named who is equal to the vaginal cleansing product known as a douche

hey douche! you are a WHORE!!

by douche-disliker January 28, 2010

douche

john edwards is what we call a douche, or a vagina cleaner.

john edwards i am telling you this u are a fake, and you are a douche.

by Lucas Bauserman March 28, 2007

douche

1 a means of cleansing for a woman's vagina

2 can be used to insult a person

1 sorry i cant go out tonight i bought a douche and this is my only free night to use it

2 oi u fucken douche

by qwertyuidkgnejvn;fv June 24, 2006

Douching

When you stick vinegar in your vagina and let it burn out your filthy, womanly impurities.

Mary decided that douching last night would be a good idea, so that she wouldn't smell like fish.

by Mystrich July 2, 2009

douche

1. a feminine hygiene product

2. a guy who has a different personality, different speech pattern, or different ideals than your own.


see also douchebag

1. why bother using a douche on that skanky, rank-ass whore?

2. Can you believe it? That fuckin' douche, who can hardly utter a sentence without stuttering, is studying Calculus on a Friday night!

by Mos Def June 11, 2006

douch

A person of low intelegence and moral standers.

"Man that quarterback is such a douch!"

by Atom Renner October 23, 2003