Douchearostomy

Is a surgical procedure to remove as many Douchebag traits from an individual’s brain as possible .

Was just at doc where he performed a minor Douchearostomy

by anonymous December 18, 2021

doucheass

someone who is both a douche and an ass

Jerry: "yesterday at work, this guy pretended to sign in at the kiosk and then lied about doing it"
Bob: "wow, what a doucheass"

by imnotuncletom June 24, 2022

Douchealot

When a person is a constant douche everywhere and all the time they are a douchelot

person 1: we have to go shopping!
person 2 (douchealot): seriously! i hate shopping! your such a pain in my ass!
person 1: why do you have to be such a douchealot!

by i am the beetles July 26, 2022

doucheasauras Rex

Someone who’s been a douche for so long in their life it seems as though it would stretch back to prehistoric times

Jim:Wow Chad has really been a douche all his life.
Bill: how old is he ?
Jim:32
Bill: wow what a doucheasauras Rex

by jingy jackson September 23, 2023

Doochiecat

when a mans shaboingboing is so small, it reminds you of a woman’s vagina.

You couldn’t see his print in grey sweats because he has a doochiecat.

by CinnyMac November 27, 2023