Douche

A person with an unsubstantiated Narcicis complex which causes them to be generally unpleasant, or unnecessary and increases your risk of yeast infection.

jim is such a douche. I should avoid him, lest I risk irritating my lady bits.

by lady bits February 20, 2011

the Douche

Alter ego of Tom Dumont.

After a few drinks Tom was no longer himself, he had unleashed THE DOUCHE!

by cornfields December 27, 2004

Douche

1. Bruno Mars

- Who dared to sing "Just the way you are" and "I think I want to mary you"? - A compete douche, forget it.

by Sam79000 May 13, 2011

Douche

The best insult known to man, mostly used out of context to piss people the fuck off.

ex) Mike: Tom you're such a fucking douche.

ex) Tom Cruise

by Michael Markey February 27, 2008

Douching

Spazzing out: "fucking up".

"My computer is douching!" "Yea man, it's practically a dinosaur. NO WONDER"

by Sai Yuta TJ March 15, 2010

Douche

Someone who thinks they're really awesome because they can strum a few chords on a guitar, so they bring their guitar everywhere just to prove it.

Wow, those guys sitting on the picnic benches outside of the mall are real douches.

by CastOff October 18, 2010

Douchely

The adverb form of "douche" or "douchebag". Often used in reference to an individual who portrays traits of the aforementioned words.

"My, you are looking rather douchely today in your man tank top, cargo shorts, ray-ban knock-offs, and man sandals!"
"He was acting douchely when he went off about men's rights."

by that nova grrrl July 13, 2013