Douche

noun: 1. something that cleans out bad girl's hoo hoos. 2. a man who acts more like a girl's hoo hoo than a man.

adjective: when something is so profound no word can better describe it

noun: 1. "She needs to douche. Twas funky!!" 2. "He is such a douche."

adjective: "And it was just like... DOUCHE!!"

by Meredith November 19, 2003

douche

A University student who goes to lectures and tutorials wearing tracksuit bottoms.

Example:

Two uni student in a tutorial room:

Dave : - I see you're wearing your tracksuit.
Mike : - I sure am, buddy!

(...) silence

Dave : - You're a douche.

by socstudent March 18, 2009

Douche

1)The French word for shower.
2)The English word for what you do to horribly dirty pussies.
3)Jason.

Jason, you are really a douche.

by Gabbo243 April 24, 2006

douche

A term used to describe cleansing of the vaginaly orafice.

A term to describe a person who does things that others would consider inapproprate, offensive, or just plain annoying.

That douche bought and sold how many rolls of quarters trying to make money on mint flaws?

by rexkwando June 11, 2006

Douche

a person who shall not be named who is equal to the vaginal cleansing product known as a douche

hey douche! you are a WHORE!!

by douche-disliker January 28, 2010

Douche

A. noun: Someone who does or says something particularly heinous, sometimes not even realizing what he's doing. Usually something even your average jerk wouldn't do. Many times used with suffixes such as head, face, or (in cases of extreme douchiness)nugget.

B.

Uninformed douche: Haha! That dude can't talk right. He sounds like a retard!

Informed guy: OMG! He has a speech impediment and slight mental retardation, but still volunteers 25 hours a week reading books to underprivileged orphans!

Uninformed douche: Aw man! I'm a complete douche, aren't I?

Informed Guy: Dude, ur a total
douche-nugget

by Chris__B12 October 18, 2008

douche

john edwards is what we call a douche, or a vagina cleaner.

john edwards i am telling you this u are a fake, and you are a douche.

by Lucas Bauserman March 28, 2007