Doot

Northern irish slang for vagina.

Yo mate she fkn shoved one of ‘em lamp shades up er doot

by Big lad in d bfast February 10, 2022

Doots

Call of Duty; most often used to refer to Call of Duty played casually or with the intent to simply meme.

Hey T-Pain, you wanna run some Doots?

by BrewAndTheCrew October 14, 2021

Doot

The worst thing you can call a man. A remarkably hideous man, inside and out. The epitome of fragile masculinity. He peaked in high school and is only good for his money. He’s got a receding hairline and a ‘good guy complex.’ He’s a huge fan of the ‘not all men’ rhetoric. Completely red-pilled but swears he’s not. Has shared politics with incels. Crusties around the mouth. Smells like saliva. Calling a man this will destroy his ego.

See the way he’s standing? What a total Doot!

by Stirringupshit November 23, 2024

doot-ta-do

Someone who drives slow in the fast lane.

There’s been such an increase in people who drive at their own leisure in the fast lane, I had to give them a name.

Move over, doot-ta-do, this isn’t your personal driveway!
Sorry I’m late, there was a doot-ta-do hogging the left lane.

by jgoddess3 August 27, 2025

Hork Hork Hork Glorp Glorp Gloop Gloop Gloop Doot Doot

Gibberish nonsense that apparently describes cake

"Hork hork hork glorp glorp gloop gloop gloop doot doot, Cake at Stake!"

by Robiginal October 25, 2025

Doot

A hoot/rip of crack-cocaine or other drugs. Most commonly used for crack.

“Did you take your doot yet bro?”
“No man, I’ve been specking out”
“Ffs pass the bong if you’re not taking the doot”
“Ok I’m taking it now bro - do you think this is a piece…”

“Bro no more DWD (dooting while driving) you’re getting too sketched out.”
“Ok man after this last doot-ski, I just need one last one and I’ll be good”
“Man you said that the last 3 times! It’s never gunna be the last doot”
“Until we run out then…”

by StellaStarr November 28, 2025

Doot

A piece of fecal matter. A turd.

The dog did his business and made three medium sized doots on the sidewalk.

by D. G. Richardson December 26, 2025