national doorknob day

On September 16th is national doorknob day!

GeneaBecky:hey isn’t national doorknob day
becky:yeah!

by Someone who’s weird November 26, 2019

doorknob

when someones hair is up in a tight bun, it looks like a doorknob.

"Hey look, she has a doorknob!"

by wowokoof June 16, 2019

Lick the doorknob

Fuck it, screw it, YOLO

Ahhhh man, just lick the doorknob, get it over with!

by rob lowe 3456 May 1, 2021

Doorknob

An item that can keep your door from opening randomly.

Doorknob is good though mine broke. :(

by Someweirddude2010 June 24, 2021

The Doorknob

A sexual act in which you reach up a woman's vagina, grab her cervix, and twist it; like a doorknob.

Things were getting pretty spicy in the bedroom last night so I reached up and gave her the doorknob.

by Paddy V February 25, 2023

Radley doorknob

When you put your nose in a unwiped arsehole

I got a Radley doorknob last night

by Rimlock March 28, 2023

Lockable Doorknob

A doorknob that locks.

Nick from target needs to buy a “lockable doorknob.”

by ace_of_spades07 September 1, 2025