I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time

I ate doorknob last night

by Mupmup2424 July 2, 2023

Doorknob

Jack robbinson

Hi doorknob

by Jeffy129 November 2, 2019

Lick the Doorknob

A homeless person performing cunnilingus on a prostitute.

He knew she got around but he was still ready to lick the doorknob.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

Lick the doorknob

Fuck it, screw it, YOLO

Ahhhh man, just lick the doorknob, get it over with!

by rob lowe 3456 May 1, 2021

French Doorknob

When a man packs both his penis and testicles entirely in a woman's vagina simultaneously.

Likely performed by the rest of the world ever since Adam did it to Eve, the French were the first to claim responsibility and ownership of the French Doorknob.

by Roger Elliot December 31, 2021

Doorknob

Person with such a small dick(also curved) that when they jerk off it looks like they are turning a doorknob

He has a doorknob omg

by Zuzuzups January 5, 2022

doorknob

Something or somebody that gets twisted

Stop saying that your being a doorknob

by sfgsfbbbhfde November 21, 2022