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space docking 

the once common, now lost art of pooping into a girl's vagina, space docking is enjoying a resurgence of popularity, particularly in the midwestern and northeastern United States (most notably Chicago and New York City) that reminds many art historians/scatologists of the beginning of the renaissance that began in Italy in the 15th Century.
Sally didn't much appreciate Charlie's failure to disclose that he ate three bowls of chili before space docking with her last night.
space docking by The Whaler April 17, 2006
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Golden Docking 

The act of male genital docking and urinating simultaneously. This requires team co-ordination, timing and a full bladder. The uncircumcised volunteer must fold his foreskin over the head of his circumcised companion. Once successfully docked, the circumcised companion must urinate into his counterparts genitals, thus causing pressure and an eruption which is the climax of this maneuver.
Mr. A: "After we finish docking, would you like a golden shower?"

Mr. B: "Why don't we just kill two birds with one stone?"

Mr. A: I was thinking the same thing! Golden Docking is the ultimate climax!
Golden Docking by Anonymous Docker November 27, 2011

male docking 

When a male inserts his penis into another males penis hole
"Come here jerry let's do some male docking today"
male docking by Lordfallen January 15, 2018

space docking 

The act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.
"Hey baby, want to try space docking tonight?"
space docking by cyberpimp April 22, 2006

frost docking 

Similar to when space docking, frost docking is when human fecal matter is inserted into a woman's vagina through the use of a pastry bag or frosting dispenser.
Steve couldn't help but admire his expert technique at frost docking as the intricate flower of shit appeared to bloom out of Nancy's crotch.
frost docking by Lord Legzer December 24, 2014

freight docking 

When a male defecates into another male's gaping asshole. A male homosexual version of space docking.
"Norm picked up some weird habits while in the Navy."
"How so?"
"Every Saturday morning he has to buy new bed sheets because John and him keep freight docking and getting shit everywhere."
" You think with being in the Navy they would have better aim."

Lube Docking 

Lube docking is the act of one man taking lubricant of off his erect penis and applying it to another mans erect penis so he too can have a lubricated penis
It’s was 3am and Josh burst into my room needing some lubricant as he had a girl in his bed, unfortunately I had just used the last of the bottle on myself so I implored Josh to come closer to me so we could do a bit of Lube Docking and lubricate his dry erect cock to help a mate out.