ditzer

Naïve, stupid, slow to figure out things, has a dumb look on their face a lot, makes stupid and not funny jokes, forgets what they where going to say a lot. A ditzy person, male or female.

Think of dumb blondes like Jessica Simpson, now shes a real ditzer.

by Alana Stewart March 28, 2008

high diver

A turd deposited into the toilet bowl at such a high speed that it causes spashback directly onto the spectating testicles Cured by the use of a fireman's blanket

Sorry will be out in a minute love, just drying myself after my high diver

by Skid Reeks April 11, 2008

Anemone Diver

To thrust ones penis into a sea anemone

Phillip chose to be an anemone diver and thrusted his penis deep into the tentacles of his stinging sea anemone. He received horrific stings to his genitalia and is now the talk of the ER.

by The almighty Drew August 26, 2015

The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion

When a person (usually a teenager) shits their pants in a watery and explosive manner to escape a drug test appointed by his or her parent or legal guardian changing the color of said person's pants and floor causing a literal shit storm

When my parents pulled out that drug test I knew I was fucked and had no choice but to use The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion

by fangirlshitstank May 23, 2020

Muff Diver

Someone who likes to lick clits and vaginas

Alex is such amuff diver, he cant seem to keep his face out of the bearded clam.

by charles heston October 25, 2004

MUFF DIVER

MARINE UNDERWATER FIRE FIGHTER

A HIGHLY TRAINED INDIVIDUAL WHO PUTS OUT FIRES UNDERWATER.

eg. Kim's Vagina caught fire while snorkeling in the Keys, and Bill, a certified MUFF DIVER, dove in quickly to put it out..

by BF Deal July 31, 2009

Diversion

A program created by the government to help "troubled teens" who find themselves in a position to getting a charge against them. to keep them "out of the court" the kids are accepted into a diversion program. Through the whole thing, the government, the teens and the parents waste a whole lot of time and whole of tax dollars, ameliorating absolutely nothing. When getting a ticket would have been a better option in the first place.

Teen #1: Dude, did you hear? That girl told us for denting mailboxes?
Teen #2: Oh, dont worry dude, we just got diversion.
Teen#1: OHHH NOOO!

Teen #3: Duuuude, im just gonna go to court, like a smart kid.

by WithaK123 January 12, 2011