Ditch Ornament

A dead animal in a ditch or on the side of the road

Did you see that ditch ornament back there? It looked like a skunk.

by Xandria March 9, 2021

ditched the chowder

To drop everything you're doing, typically to pursue a hot girl that just walked by.

Yeah Ted was around earlier, but he ditched the chowder for this seven that stopped by earlier.

by McLeeloo May 18, 2010

uber ditch

When u call an Uber for someone & the Female gets you to pay for it and stays she’s on the way and changes the destination u been Uber Ditched

Uber Ditch u call a cab their on their way and they change destination & close their phone

by Ditchdabitch June 15, 2019

Ditched the tits

To break up with a girl, esp. one with large boobs.

Joe- So how are you and Suzy going?

Mike- Oh, I just got tired of her bitchin' and ditched the tits.

Joe- OK then.

by mrpopo123 November 15, 2010

phone ditch

When you tell someone that you will call them back and then don't.

Hey! You phone ditched me! Why didn't you call me back?/

by NickNineteenNinety February 23, 2010

Bitch-Ditched

When a fool is chilling with his homie, and his homie ends up ditching him for some pussy.

damn nigga, me and sparky were chillin' the other night and that nigga straight up bitch-ditched me! fuck that nigga, my nigga!

by SkitzoFrenik September 1, 2010

Ditch Leopard

A stray cat, especially in rural areas that hunts small birds and animals from ditches

While driving through the countryside we noticed two ditch leopards lying in the grass waiting for their prey

by James Phineas January 20, 2009