Dirka Dirkahstan

Refers to any of the middle eastern countries. (ex; Afghanistan)

Damn! Uncle Sam's sending my ass back to Dirka Dirkahstan for another tour!

by rasklking August 19, 2008

Dirking

When one acts extremely difficult, objectionable, or unpleasant. A modern substitute for the word Bitch. Dirking can be used to explain ones actions when they complain, behave immaturely, or whine.

if your girlfriend is complaining that the two of you "never see any girly movies anymore." you can tell her to "stop Dirking."

by smoothie from clutchfans November 29, 2007

Dirkage

Can be used to desribe the size of male's sex organs.

"He has minimal dirkage." or "He has massive dirkage"

by StefDigga April 1, 2003

Dirkinate

(v) to shoot down enemy air support in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

named after Dirk Kelly, the greatest history teacher ever

Oh my god an AC139! Time to Dirkinate it!

by ROXguitarist19 August 20, 2010

Dirkus

A person that is acting like a nincompoop or an utter embarrassment. Generally a substitute word for idiot, jackass, moron, dumbass, and all the above.

Greg sees someone walk into a glass door because they were texting.
He then says: What a dirkus..
OR
Someone passes out drunk at a party, shits their pants and gets it shut down.
They are also a dirkus.

by maars101 November 9, 2012

creepy dirks

The one friend who always trys to get some at a party but never can usually to lack of penis size or just plain creepy and trys way to hard. He becomes extra creepy when intoxicated.

Man that guy is being a creepy dirks tonight.

by E-NO March 10, 2007

dirka

a word to tease a friend who resembles the steryotypical suicide bomber. also a pyro

*friend says somthing pyro*

"your such a dirka..."

by Karl Evensburrough February 24, 2008