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dingleberry grove 

The portion of the human body located between the sex organs and the anus; the perineum. Also commonly known as the taint. So named because the coarse pubic hairs that grow in this area tend to collect and hold onto clumped bits of toilet tissue and human excrement (known as a dingleberry), much like fruit growing on a bush.
You're not getting into bed until you hit the shower and wash those crumbs outta your dingleberry grove...I ain't doing an extra load of laundry in the morning!

dingleberry 

Spock needed to tear off a piece of toilet paper for his next mission - elimination of the dingleberry orbiting the black hole.
dingleberry by Zorra October 4, 2005

Dingleberry Bolognese 

It consists of ass hair / pubes as the spaghetti, the dingleberries as the meat mince and any residue bodily liquids (normally diarrhoea) as the sauce.

Usually a meal for one but can be shared.
Matthew: "Yo, what did you have for dinner last night?"

Michael: "I had my girlfriend's dingleberry bolognese. It was delicious"

Daytona Dingleberry

A Daytona Dingleberry is a sex move where you do not wipe your ass after taking a shit in order to obtain dingleberry’s in your butthole hairs. Then make your sexual partner eat your ass, eating your dingleberrys in the process. (Not to be mixed up with brown nosing)
(Juuling in the bathroom)

Timmy: you should definitely not wipe your ass if your hanging with Sandy tonight.

Dante: you're right, maybe she’ll give me a little brown nose and a Daytona Dingleberry

dingleberrie

the ultimate comeback! you can die from this. it's the worst insult you can be called!
Vanessa: You are such a dingleberrie!
Lucinda: * dies *

Dinkleberry

When you drag your ball sac on hot pavement.
My friends gave me a dinkleberry.
Dinkleberry by mrgordo April 12, 2022