Blimp dinger 

A person who is fat and black and is also a pussy.

Look at that blimp dinger eating his fried chicken and his water melon drinking grape coolaid.

Blimp dinger by datboss69 May 20, 2016

National Dinger Day 

today everyone can swing their “bats”. to honor the loss of andrew’s daily dinger ritual. andrew grew up learning ancient text about dingers from his teacher kent murphy. this day is celebrated on september 13th! so come on get your dinger on!

today is national dinger day!

National Dinger Day by andrew’s famous definitions :) September 12, 2019

Springer Dinger 

A sexual act between male Houston Astros fans in which two or more male fans celebrate a George Springer home run by pulling out their genitals and start sword fighting each other while yelling "Springer Dinger"!

*George Springer home run!*

*Multiple men pull out their junk and startssword fighting with their genitals*

"SPRINGER DINGER! SPRINGER DINGER"

Springer Dinger by tdf93 June 29, 2017

hum dinger 

smelly fart

Question: Have you farted?
Answer: Yes
Reply: Gees thats a hum dinger

hum dinger by Pudge & pig January 25, 2004

fa dinger 

as replacement for 'the finger'

i gave that flatfoot fa dinger

fa dinger by little giant July 3, 2005

Ringgy Dinger 

1. when a man farts in the womans face then jiggles his penis in it and uses it as a fan to spread the fumes around. If the man shits then it becomes a Sack Attack.

2. When the man in a relationship jiggles his balls sack on the hood of his womans car.

3. When your door bell rings.

"I Ringgy Dingered Sallys car last night man!"
"Coolio"

Pfft.
Waft waft waft
"did you like that bitch"

Ding dong.

Ringgy Dinger by Joe & Ashley October 25, 2007

cunt-dinger 

A guy that calls his girlfriend or wife when he's with his friends, or a social gathering that is a good time until said person does aforementioned thing.

"Caught three largemouth bass last Thursday!"

"I know Carl I was there, caught three myself. Too bad that fishing trip was a cunt-dinger."

cunt-dinger by catholicbooty August 9, 2016