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dick

Someone who fucks you over in Mario Kart by throwing everything they have backwards at the last possible second before the race is over just because they can
WHO THROWS A RED SHELL BACKWARDS YOU FUCKING DICK! OK, I was first for most of that race and ended up in last.
by DiamondGriefingMC May 26, 2019
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dick

by Wet Nap September 30, 2018
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dick

a long stick that sits on a male and makes them feel insure if they are long enough or two long or makes girls feel precious
i have a fucking fat dick
by person who writes definoitonss December 23, 2020
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dick

Why are you searching for dicks on the urban dictionary? You horny fuck.
by BabehFootRat August 8, 2021
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dick

all fortnite gammers
oh shit you're a fortnite gammer
you must be a dick
by lonely-blond-boy February 10, 2019
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dick

A standard unit of measure for practically anything.
It costs 5 dicks in the store. (price) It was 4 dicks long (measurement).

"How do you get to main st?" "It's 3 dicks south and 4 dicks to the east and you'll see it right on the left". (directions)
by dickbeem October 23, 2017
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dick

A magical wand that has the power to create life
by Dubiks December 28, 2018
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