a dent job is two bald heads with headphone dents pressed together lubed up and used to jerk someone off
by gub20026363 January 10, 2025

by koodymicbooty October 23, 2019

Christopher James Dent is a very mean boy. He’s always ruining Briars Rose’s day. He also very slow and can’t quite comprehend simple instructions. Make sure you stay at least 12 feet from Christopher James Dent!
by Briar January 19, 2023

Hey girl, your Outfit is al dente.
Yo brah, how was your date yesterday? - Al dente.
This ass is al dente!
Yo brah, how was your date yesterday? - Al dente.
This ass is al dente!
by AIRDMissitsEXMissitsEverywhere May 24, 2017

Guilherme Dente is known for his giant penis and for fucking mirco’s mom.
He is such a great guy to be around.
420
He is such a great guy to be around.
420
by Banana133 November 21, 2021

The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.
My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.
by Sam6victor February 16, 2018

a term used by annoying stan twitter gays and other social rejects who never stop looking at a screen, to describe someone like them, who spends way too much time sitting on a gaming chair and staring at a screen causing it to have a dent on it.
"chi girl have you seen that girls discord screentime? her chair dent must be huge!"
"bitch u spend the better part of ur day on twitter."
"bitch u spend the better part of ur day on twitter."
by lilfishprincess January 26, 2024
