Dear Universe

A non-religious and atheist/agnostic friendly way to express "Dear God" or "Dear Lord".

Dear Universe, wtf is happening!?

Dear Universe! HELP ME!

Oh my Dear Universe, this is not good.

by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023

dear sir/madam

very formal way to say hi when you write a cover letter applying for a job

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am an art director/designer and I am creative in all the areas of web, logo and mobile design and I am contacting you about a Freelance Designer job that is available.

by trofimar November 14, 2013

Dear Pesky Plumbers

How you should start every letter from now on.

Dear Pesky Plumbers, the party poopers and I, have taken over Urban Dictionary! The lewd definitions are now a permanent guest at one of my seven Webster hotels! I dare you to copy, cut, and paste them if you can!

by ¯\_ت_/¯ January 24, 2025

sister dear

The term used for when someone is completely jealous of their sister or when someone hates their sister.

"Does she send nudes"

"No, sister dear is too perfect for that"

by Ima Dragonfly August 6, 2017

Not now dear

A Parenteese (The language of Parents) saying that can mean many things, such as: "Never", "I'm on the phone", and "Fuck off you uncleanly fetus I wish I never had you".

Child - "Mummy I'm bored"
Mum - "Not now dear"

by thegreatbenji December 16, 2022

Please read this dear staff member.

Please accept this as a word definition. I dont care if it's not accepted, but please read it fully. I have a gentle request. Please do not accept name definitions. They destroy this site. If you ever see any of them flagged please delete them. Thank you for reading this, if you are a decent person.

Please read this dear staff member.

by AbCd!2#4 July 6, 2023

Dear Brother

A song performed by Puscifer, on the Donkey Punch The Night Album.
Decent beat, and decent lyrics.

Dear Brother is one of those songs that you can relate to many of life's stupid issues..

by REBel Siren August 27, 2021