angle of the dangle

The angle of dangle is given
By the throb of the knob. It's driven
By the heat of the meat,
As a function discrete:
Get it on, or get off (then get shriven!)

Shriven (archaic): to be confessed (as in gaining absolution for your sins and doing penance).

Other terms of the angle of the dangle formula that may be factored include:

a) Provided the urge remains constant.
b) The bootie of the cutie
by Pilgrim4Truth January 18, 2008
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dangle penises

Mike: Hey man, you wanna come over and dangle penises? Maybe play some COD?

Joe: Penis dangling sounds great right about now, had a rough day at work today!
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carbon dangle

when you have your ashes of your smoke not tapped into an ashtray and just left to dangle
yo man, ash that bitch, don't let yo carbon dangle
by Mozes April 01, 2005
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Dangle Zone

Also known as the DZ. The DZ hopes to promote the pursuit of better grades
By providing the adequate space and environment
For typical college students to accomplish their tasks.
Whether it be homework, studying, or reading...
Come to the DZ... We HOPE you get work done! Created at Eastern Washington University.
Kevin: You going to hang out in the Dangle Zone tonight?
Carl: No, I actually need to get work done tonight. We all know the DZ doesn't help that. (5 hours later) Why did I hang out in the DZ tonight?
by Swimming Jesus May 10, 2010
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Strangle & Dangle

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

Very topical as of mid-June 2009 (see "usage"). This refers to the act of (a male) hanging oneself by the neck from a fixed object, say.... a closet rod, and tying up or otherwise restricting the bloodflow to the genitalia. This can be done either alone or with a partner. Subsequently the person, thus restrained is either masturbated to orgasm, or (if the hands are left untied-a wise choice) services himself.

The idea, apparently, is to bring oneself close to death, while simultaneously achieving orgasm. Practitioners claim very intense orgasms.
Usage: Carradine was doing the old Strangle & Dangle while filming in Thailand, and something went tragically awry.

Note: There is a theory that people who are extremely wealthy, having experienced virtually every (common) sexual perversion known to humanity (because they are willing to pay for others to engage in these acts), become bored and unable to come. They then turn to evermore, uh obscure and deviant acts to satisfy their cravings. These include, but are certainly not limited to: Fecal application; coprophilia; bestiality with all manner of creatures, some compliant, others less so; infliction and reception of intense pain (including burning and mutilation) and strangulation.

As of this writing, "Kung-Fu" actor David Carradine appears to have died while engaging in this practice in Thailand. It is unknown if he was alone or had a partner present. Michael Hutchence, lead singer of the band INXS is also reputed to have expired under similar circumstances.
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dangle bush

your hair on your balls is very long resulting in a dangle bush
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Fangle dangle

Fangle dangle: Much like dinlge berrys, fangle dagles are a result of poor hygiene. Fangle dangles are dried up globs of seman caught on the hairs of the Muff region. These normally require a trim to remove or a complete shave.
Hey Cooma i knobbed this filthy slapper last night, she had a whole bunch of fangle dangles all up in that bitch.
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