Dane

A sweet kid who cares more about friends and family then there self!!! They are is super sweet and if you pick a fight they will fight back they would be the best friend anyone could ever ask for and if anything happened to them you would be so sad you will love this kid and he/she will do anything to protect you

Hey do you see that jerk over there
HEY SHUT UP THATS DANE AND THE BEST FRIEND ANYONE COULD ASK FOR

by Maryah March 14, 2018

Daneil

A hebrew name, Similar to Daniel, the name translates to 'Champion'

basically, if you giv your child this name you have forever blessed him with a life of bad-assery. of course, if your son prefers knitting and mini-golf, you may just want to change his name to something a little more suitable....
Craig, perhaps.

"We...are the Daneils, my Friiieeend, and weeee'l, keep on FIGHTING til the eeend!"
-Queen song-
-(not really)-

by davidmcmuffin August 22, 2011

Dane

A guy you can blame all of the worlds problems on because they are all his fault as he did nothing to prevent them

Lil Timmy: mommy how come there is starvation in Africa?
Mother: Dane's fault

by Gandhi crush December 3, 2015

Dane Cook

Dane Cook is not remotely funny, yet his extreme body language appeals to a surprisingly large audience. He is obnoxious and unable to string together logical bits of humor. A man of Italian-Irish heritage, somehow Cook was selected to host Saturday Night Live (2005) and was given a Comedy Central Special (2000).

I can recall being in a room full of people rolling over laughing as Dane Cook pretended to be a spitting alien.

by Adam Foster July 29, 2008

Grooming the Great Dane

an alternative word for penile masturbation

Holy Canoli! That guy was Grooming the Great Dane right in the parking lot in front of everybody! It sure was a sight to see, hehe.

by Buzz Killinton January 11, 2009

dane cook

an annoying, one-trick act of a comedian who's popular sucsess still doesn't overshadow his bad comedy. taking cues from earlier greats like mitch hedburg and george carlin, he's not very funny.

Shut up man, you're being really Dane Cook.

by Dane Cook himself September 9, 2006

Dane Cook

comedian that people either love or hate

1. Dane Cook is the greatest comedian EVER! i Love Him!

2. I hate Dane Cook! He sucks so much ass and he isn't even funny!

by kldsfl;ksdjfg;lkjsdf;gjls;fk July 28, 2010